The Emotionally Moisturized raccoon mascot

About me

What makes me so feral

I’m a Type A, neurodivergent, binge-eating-disorder-fighting mom of a teenager and a toddler, running off fumes comprised of sarcasm, profanity, and anxiety.

I use my life experience, research, and education to help you navigate the wellness landscape and stop feeling like a feral raccoon that got trapped in a trash can full of dirty diapers.

A curious raccoon peeking out from green leaves A raccoon gently taking a snack from an outstretched hand
Same energy, honestly.

For the receipts: lifelong GAD, depression, panic attacks, and PTSD. ADHD diagnosis at 40. Product of toxic parents (currently no-contact). A long history with an eating disorder and the weight fluctuations that come with it. I’m not writing from a pedestal — I’m in it with you.

My Creddies

  • NASM Personal Trainer & Behavior Change Specialist
  • NASM Weight Loss Coach
  • NAFC Wellness & Nutrition Coach
  • Certified Master Life Coach (Transformation Academy)
  • Multiple master’s degrees